My friend Lane seems to always have horrible breath in
the morning. I wonder why…
Three or four times a year we would go camping in the
mountains for a couple of weeks and have a good time
telling stories and drinking beer. Sometimes we would
go with a group of friends but most times just he and I
would go. When Lane would fall asleep for the night he
would be out cold. I never saw anyone so out when
When we were younger we used to do all kinds of crazy
things to him when he was asleep. One time we dressed
him in women’s clothes and moved him to a different
camp site. He was pretty mad about that. We eventually
got tired of that and left him alone.
When Lane got a dog, he took him everywhere. The dog
was a mutt but a smart dog. One evening after Lane had
fallen asleep; I was sitting there, enjoying the fresh
air and petting the dog. I watched him licking himself
and thought for a dog he sure had a big cock.
Right then a nasty idea flashed through my drunken
head. I looked at Lane lying asleep on the floor with
his mouth open and at the dog licking his cock. I
wondered if I could get the dog to fuck Lane in the
mouth. No one was around and I doubted that he would
wake up. He didn’t wake up for a two alarm fire at his
neighbor’s house, or when we carried him to another
camp site. He didn’t even wake up when we decided to
take him into town in the bed of a pickup truck late
one night for more beer.
I was petting the dog and while petting him I reached
under and stroked his cock. He seemed to like that. He
was humping my hand in no time. I tried to get him to
hump Lane’s mouth but he didn’t understand and wouldn’t
stay still long enough to get started.
I really wanted to see this work so I lay on my side by
the dog and rubbed his cock and slowly moved my head
closer to his cock. When he started humping I tried to
get him to hump my face. I’m not sure what he thought I
was trying to do but he kept running away. But he
always soon came back for more.
When I finally got his cock in my mouth he went wild.
He fucked my mouth but good. I just laid there with my
head sideways like I was asleep. When his knot started
to get big I held it back with my hand. I wasn’t sure
how big it would get so I didn’t want to get it stuck
in my mouth.
When he started cumming I let him stay in my mouth and
drank it down. After all the beer I drank that night
the cum didn’t taste bad at all. I figured it would be
a natural reflex to do that even when asleep and I
wanted the dog to have what I would expect Lane to do
in his sleep. I was preparing him to be a steady fucker
of Lane’s mouth.
I let Lane’s dog fuck my mouth this way a couple more
times that night and by the third time I pretended to
be asleep and he just came over, mounted my face and
did it all without my help. Lane commented that my
breath was terrible the next day. He even called it dog
breath. How fitting.
The next night the dog seemed to be getting anxious
towards night time. I made sure to break out a couple
of six packs of good beer so that Lane would be out for
Once Lane was asleep on the floor like usual I started
playing with the dog. He was running around me like
crazy. I was sitting up so he didn’t know what to do.
He wanted some of what he had yesterday.
I started stroking him and getting him excited and he
was showing a lot of red slimy cock. He was humping my
hand but I wasn’t giving him a lot of relief. He was
jumping at me and barking but Lane never moved.
I moved over to where Lane was lying and shook him to
see how out he was. He was out for the night. I moved
him around so that he was on his side and made sure he
had a pillow to put his head at the right height. I
gave him some time to get settled again before laying
down so my head was near his.
The dog was trying right away to hump my face. I let
him mount my mouth and hump me till he came. This time
I let the knot into my mouth too to see if I would
choke on it. I didn’t want Lane to choke to death on
dog cock while we were camping. That would be hard to
His cock was in my throat some but I didn’t choke even
when he came. He always seemed to cum a lot. Luckily
his cock wasn’t that long, just fat, and the knot was
small enough to fit nicely in my mouth. I could even
keep him from getting away from me with just the
pressure from my lips around his knot.
It only took him about fifteen minutes after he was
done with me before he was back for seconds. This time
I pulled a blanket over my head and reached out and
stroked him. When he started to get excited I guided
his cock to Lane’s mouth. He wanted me but I was hiding
and still stroking him. He finally gave up on me and
aimed for the only other opening available.
When he started to fuck Lane’s mouth I moved away in
case Lane woke up. The dog was going crazy as usual and
Lane seemed to be sucking on whatever he was dreaming
about. I was amazed at what I was seeing. The dog was
going to town and Lane seemed oblivious to it. This dog
was going to be the happiest dog around.
When the dog came in Lane’s mouth, he swallowed it
naturally. He didn’t choke a bit. There was some cum
leaking out the corner of his mouth but he was
swallowing most of it. When the dog jumped off of his
face the knot was still in Lane’s mouth and he was
still sucking at it like a pacifier. I would love to
know what he was dreaming about. The dog eventually got
free and went in the corner to clean himself. It took
him about a half hour to come back this time. That was
one horny dog.
I bet the dog fucked Lane’s mouth four times during the
night before he finally curled up in a corner and went
to sleep. When Lane woke up the next morning it was he
that had dog breath. He blamed it and his drooling on
the beer that we drank. He had crusty drool all over
the side of his face. Little did he know that it was
genuine dog cum.
The rest of our stay I would keep the dog away from him
until I was sure he was asleep. By the third day the
dog understood he had to wait until Lane was asleep.
That was a smart dog. He would go over and test Lane to
make sure he was asleep before mounting his face. It
was just amazing to watch.
I was getting horny one of the nights and was stroking
myself watching them when I decided to join in on the
fun. As soon as the dog pulled out of Lane’s mouth I
stuck my cock in. He sucked gently on my cock, just
like he’d been doing to the dog. Since I was in a high
state of arousal already, it only took a few minutes
for me to cum.
I came so much I thought it would choke Lane but he
drank it down real good. Camping was going to be so
much more fun from now on.
Lane later told me that he found a strange cure for his
bad breath… sleeping on his stomach seemed to cure
it. But, he said for some strange reason the dog didn’t
like him sleeping on his stomach. He would bark at him
until he slept on his side or back.
The dog and I had fun for years after that. I even got
my own bigger dog and had some fun on my own with him.
He was bigger in all ways.
Everyone should have a dog, a male dog because they
can’t have puppies. They are so much fun.