Did you ever notice that a man’s cock has about the same shape as a cow teat?

I grew up in a small Midwestern American farming
community. When something happened, EVERYONE heard
about it! One Monday, the talk around our Junior High
School was that Lenn had some friends spend the night
on Friday, and among other things, they all fucked some
young calves! Well, I hadn’t been invited, but I had to
hear more. It was late in the day when I finally had a
chance to talk to Lenn.

“Hey Lenn! Did you guys REALLY fuck calves in your barn
last weekend?”

Lenn looked at me like I was crazy! “Jesus! We didn’t
fuck ’em! We just let ’em suck our dicks!” Wow! We had
calves, and I had never thought of doing that. But, I
was thinking about it now, and my little dick was
rock hard as I road the bus home.

Among my chores was the feeding of several young
calves. As soon as I was out of sight of anyone else on
the farm I whipped out my cock. The calf closest to me
saw it, and knew exactly what to do. It had my cock in
his (her?) mouth and was sucking it in no time.

We guys talk about having our cocks sucked, when what
we mean is closer to fucking a mouth. This calf was
SUCKING, as if my cock was a straw connected to my
balls! This was my first experience with anything other
than my right hand, it was hot, really physically HOT,
and the rough tongue on the underside of my cock was
all I could take. In 30 seconds, I blew a big load! (It
felf big to me, at least.) That the calf swallowed as
if it were mother’s milk! I knew my dick would be hard
again in a few minutes, and there were more calves that
would love to suck it for me!

Before I left the barn, I unzipped again, whipped it
out and fed it to a different calf. That was when I
learned one of the biggest drawbacks to being sucked by
a calf.

Have you ever seen a calf that was not being fed as
fast as he might like? They will head-butt the cow’s
udder to get more milk! OK, this might be hard to
believe, but a head-butt to your scrotum is much more
painful than you might think! Besides the obvious kick-
in-the-balls kind of pain, my cock was still in the
calf’s mouth, and it felt like it was torn off at the
roots! The only reason I didn’t break out crying was
that it just seemed “un-manly” to cry ‘coz a blow job
goes wrong!

So I learned that I could be sucked off if it was the
first cum of the day; those were quick enough. If I had
already cum once or more, it was much safer to beat-off
until I was ready to cum, and then let a calf finish me
off. All was well in my world for a couple months. I
was sucked off at least twice a day, morning feedings
and afternoon feedings, and often 4 or 5 times a day!

My final baby bovine blow job also ended poorly. I
discovered that my cock could get “off center”
resulting in an excrusiating bite! The sucking motion
resembles chewing in that the calf closes their mouth
to milk their mother. The calves didn’t have teeth yet,
but I managed to get the head of my cock between where
his molars would be. He bit down, and my whole world
was pain, and nothing but pain!

That ended my putting my cock into any mouth other than
consenting adults, and that wouldn’t start for a few
years. But, I had broken an important barrier. Using
these calves for my orgasms made me aware that we had
cows, sows, ewes, and mares! They all has pussies, and
as far as I knew, none of there pussies had teeth! I
had a lot of opportunities to find warm wet places to
put my young dick! That will be another story…

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