BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING! *squick!* “You have reached the phone of Mary Smithson. I’m sorry I’m not at home at the moment, but if you care to leave a message please speak after the tone. Love you.” BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. “Hi honey, it’s me, Don. I’m sorry but I gotta tell you… I just fucked your daughter. “Now, don’t
