I admit it: I’m a voyeur. Oh, not that kind. Not the hiding-in-the-dark-peeping-through-windows kind. I don’t want to work that hard. Not even the paying-through-the-nose-to-see-some-coke-whore-suck-another-guy’s-hose kind. Way, way too public. Just your garden variety kind who’s too timid to call and get the Playboy Channel on my cable — they’d have a record of it!
