Averti’s Water

“I’ve been thinking,” Barb said, sipping a Margarita.
“Thinking and dreaming…”

“About me, perhaps?” Toby asked mischievously.

Barb looked across the table at her tall, cool friend.
For the millionth time Barb asked herself exactly what
it was about Toby… true enough, she was striking to
look at, with her cascading auburn hair, sparkling
dark eyes, richly curved mouth and flawless
complexion. Toby was also a great treat to be with, to
talk with, to laugh with, even just to sit with
silently while appreciating some subtle thought or

But there was something else. Sexual magic, many
thought. Toby was so thoroughly sensual and so subtle
and wide-ranging in sex, with men and women alike,
that to her closest associates, she was like a person
from another race, parallel and superior to the human
tribe. Just the kind of person who appears in dreams.

“I’ll tell you the theme of the dream, and then you
can propose an interpretation, or not, whatever” Barb
said seriously.


“I’m lying on my back on an altar, in a huge church
that has no roof. I mean, I can see the sky. It’s not
a ruin, it just doesn’t have a roof. Some of our
friends are gathered around. I am breathing hard, and
I can’t move, but I don’t seem to mind.”

Toby smiled. “There have been plenty of times when you
can’t move but don’t mind. Or actively like it.”

Barb grinned, her white teeth flashing in her dark
face. “Yeah, I think this is the case in the dream,
although there are no obvious ropes or restraints.
Anyway, you come and stand over me, and ask me if I am
ready to be washed in the b***d.”

“In the B***D?”

“Yeah, the b***d of the lamb. I was raised a Baptist.
It means being baptized.”

Toby made a face. “I KNOW what it means. I didn’t just
crawl down out of a tree. But why would you have a
religious dream at this stage in your life?”

Barb spread her hands. “That I do not know. I slipped
away from the church when I became a teenager, and it
shit-sure slipped away from me when I found out I was
gay…anyway, in the dream you ask me if I’m ready to
be baptized, and I say yes, and you pour a whole
shower of water all over me…”

Toby raised one eyebrow. “A whole shower?”

“Yeah. And then I feel the spirit, and then I come.”

“Excuse me?” Toby licked her lips, no doubt because of
the salt on the rim of the Margarita glass.

Barb grinned and rolled her eyes back. “In the dream,
the holy spirit enters me, and I have an orgasm.”

“In the dream?”

“Well, at the end of the dream. I start coming, and I
wake up, and finish coming.”

Toby sighed. “Are you complaining or bragging? This is
sure the most literal ‘wet’ dream I ever heard of.”

“Well, I’m not complaining. But there have been some
big-time witches and root doctors and other so-called
superstitious types back in my family history, and I
definitely believe that this dream is trying to tell
me something.”

Toby placed her palms together and sighted on Barb’s
face over her fingertips.

“Yeah, right. You know full well what this dream

“All right, it’s obvious. And the more I think about
it, the more obvious it becomes. And the more I want

Toby looked at her friend for a moment. Barb could
almost see a little playlet enacted behind Toby’s
eyes, including casting, staging, editing, dress
rehearsal, and fine-tuning. Then Toby grinned, her
remarkable incandescent grin. “Well, then, let’s do
it. It’s water and power time! Are YOU ready to be
washed in the b***d of the lamb?”

Barb’s voice trembled as she replied “No, but I’m
ready to be showered in the gold of the Toby.”


The two women left the bar and walked along in the
afternoon sun and haze. Practically everybody they
passed stopped what they were doing and watched them
walk by; old, young, gay, straight, whatever–everyone
who ever spied Toby and any of her friends somehow
felt that they had been in the presence of something
special. The two women strode confidently along the
brick sidewalks; one tall, one very tall. One dark
brown in skin tone, the other a pale ivory white. One
with a great explosion of shiny black curls, the other
with a dark-reddish mane flung halfway down her back.

“You’re sure you know what you want?” Toby continued.

“Very sure. Have you done it before?”

“Giving or getting?”

Barb wrinkled her nose. “I can’t really imagine you
getting, although it’s a fun mental picture. No, I
mean giving.”

Toby nodded seriously. “Yes. I have. It can be very
powerful. Profound, in fact. Most of the time, it’s
women giving it to men, with the elementary symbolism
that implies.”

“I want you to give it to me, but the symbolism is not
at all elementary.”

“No. I understand. However, there’s one other aspect
you might not have thought about; race.”


“Yes. You’re AfAm and I’m white. Well, nominally–my
mother was from Peru. My bestowing it on you has a lot
of built-in historical associations, slavery, and
stuff like that.”

“It’s never been a problem between us before.”


“It won’t be a problem between us now, as long as you
know that it has crossed my mind. You know — I hope
you always know — that I could never do anything to
hurt or demean you.” Barb was surprised as Toby — who
seldom touched even her closest friends, sexually OR
socially — reached across the intervening space and
took Barb’s hand in hers.

Barb’s husky voice betrayed the emotion she was trying
to control as she looked into Toby’s bottomless eyes
and said, “Of course. I’m not asking to be demeaned.
I’m asking a great and powerful gift from you; almost
a sacrament, never mind what the world says. Toby, my
love for you is such that nothing you could possibly
do would demean me.”

“OK. I feel better about it. Never mind what the world
says… the world would probably throw us both in the
madhouse, if it but knew a tenth of what we do!”

Toby and Barb crossed the street and headed back
toward the Iron Circle parking lot, where they had
left their car.

Toby continued “We’ll need a third.”


“To ‘spot’; assist. Take care of you, hold me up if
needed. I don’t want to slip and fall on you and do us
both in.”

“Oh, yeah, you’re right. Well, let’s ask Joker. She’s
freakishly strong, plus which she loves these sorts of
things… actually, we’ll need a fourth.”

“A fourth?”

Barb held her fingers up to frame her eyes. “Yeah. To
videotape the scene. I want a tape, memories for my
so-called golden years.”

Toby laughed, then held her hand symbolically about
three feet off the pavement.

“Well, Eloise can do that, if she can be talked into

“Right, shy as a little mad dog. We’ll just tell her
she can hand-hold the camcorder and sit on the


“Ouch nothing,” Barb laughed. “You’ve probably had a
tripod up your ass often enough to melt the paint off

Toby nodded seriously. “Of course. Hasn’t everybody?
But not the end with the set screw.”

Both women laughed nastily.


Back in her apartment, Toby punched out a number on
the phone and put it on the speaker.

“Joker? It’s Toby.”

“Hello, candy-clit! What’s up?”

“Shower party. Are you up for it?”

“Shower party? Engagement, wedding, baby, or post-game
locker room?”

“Golden. For Barb.”

A moment of silence on the line as the most
unshockable person Toby knew (next to herself) got
shocked and then got over it. “Awright! Count me in.”

“Eloise still got her camcorder? She’s invited too, to
document the festivities.”

“That’s great! Eloise has been driving me nuts, she’s
well overdue for an outing. She’s so fucking bored
she’s only been masturbating three or four times a

“Hmmm…maybe a vitamin supplement. Well, I’ll call
you back when we work out the details.”

Toby hung up the phone and walked over to look at
herself in the full-length wall mirror. Not bad, she
thought, running her hands through her thick auburn
hair. Yep, this does look like a woman that would piss
on a friend, under the proper circumstances.


Just below the crest of a fallow farmland hill in the
windy north country, the four women set up their place
at the base of an ancient live oak cluster. There was
no other human soul to be seen or heard–no cars or
trucks, not even airplanes. They might have been back
in the days of the acorn-eating Indians, when Drake’s
few exhausted men climbed the hills and puzzled about
exactly where they were.

The four women made a handsome, varied group as they
set up their picnic cloth/altar. Toby, tall, slim,
muscular, with long dark-red hair and a richly curved
smile. Joker, tight, dangerous-looking in her leathers
and ripped tee shirt, spiked hairdo and clanking chain
jewelry. Barb, strong, dark, rich-bodied, with a great
post-Afro cloud of black ringlets framing her face.
And Eloise, tiny, introspective, huddled in an
oversized baggy sweater, pushing her large-framed
glasses up on her delicate nose.

They spread their picnic cloth and ate and drank for
the better part of two hours. The sun was a little
past the noon mark when they tidied away the food,
brushed the crumbs from the cloth, and sat in a
square, smiling at each other.

Toby finished half a flute of champagne with one long
swallow. She grinned at Barb. “I must have drunk a
gallon of stuff so far today, and I haven’t given back
so much as one drop.”

Barb laughed and ran her long pink tongue out between
her brown lips. “That’s the idea.” She stood up
gracefully and pulled down her tee shirt, stretching
the thin fabric over her prominent breasts with their
erect, peg-like nipples.

Eloise peeked out of the corners of her eyes at the
tall black woman and very delicately licked her thin
lips. She wriggled her tiny bottom on the hard ground
and then smiled a fleeting, secret smile.

Barb shook out her long arms and legs. “I feel like
dancing” she said, and began to boogie and shag,
slapping her bare pink feet on the ground.

“I don’t,” Toby giggled.

Joker jumped up and said “I’ll dance with you,
Dudette!” She began strutting around Barb, waving her
elbows, looking like Billy the K*d as played by K.D.
Lang. The two women riffed and capered for several
minutes, haunches and calves strongly flexing in their
faded Levi’s, breasts bouncing and pointed nipples
flickering under soft tee shirts. Barb whipped her
long, lustrous curly black hair back and forth. Joker
ran her fingers through her spiky hair and trailed
them down her chest, rubbing and pinching her nipples
as she danced. Barb saw this, and with a laugh, threw
off her tee shirt and cavorted bare-breasted, her
large, soft tits moving in complex bounces and
rotations with each step.

Eloise, still quiet as usual, took out the camcorder
and began to tape the dancing women. Toby half-lay
back against the oak tree and fingered her lower

“How do you feel?” Eloise asked. She turned to film
Toby prodding her belly.

Toby grinned. “Full up to the eyebrows. I haven’t held
it like this for years. Feels like everything inside
is being pushed over in one direction or another.” The
tall redhead reached down and palmed the swell of her
pubis. “Making me REAL horny, too. I’ve got a clit
hard-on you could cut with.”

Eloise smiled. “Hold that thought.”

By and by Barb shouted “Woo! ‘Nough dancing!” She
leaned against the tree.

Joker slumped to the ground and mopped her forehead
with a large bandanna.

Toby looked at the sky. “Well, I think it might be
time, sisters and sistren. The church is ready, the
altar is cleared off, and the baptismal candidate is
definitely warmed up and into the receptive spiritual


Barb removed the rest of her clothing and lay down on
the cloth, facing up. Her body was a rich, glowing
brown. Her pubic mound gleamed with thick, sparkling
black curls. Her large breasts relaxed slightly, their
elongated nipples pointing proudly to the sky.

Joker sat down cross-legged next to the black woman.
She opened a large athletic bag and began to take out
various ropes and restraints. “Now, how do you want to

“Tie my hands together, and then over my head, and
fastened to the tree.

Tie my ankles to the spreader bar, and then fasten the
bar to the stakes.

Don’t stretch me too much, please.”

“OK. I never know how much is TOO much, though. As you
well remember.

Anything else? How about breasts? I love to tie up
big, soft, luscious tits…”

“Um, yeah. Tell you what. Use your (I’ll live to
regret this) judgment.

Just make sure, no blindfold. I want to see every
second of this.”

Joker positioned Barb on the cloth, and tied Barb’s
ankles to the three-foot spreader bar. This made
Barb’s wonderfully toned leg muscles stand out, and
her dark, thick-lipped cunt pout open in a charming
fashion. Joker then tied Barb’s hands and wrists
together, but left the dark girl in a seated position
so that she could do the breast bindings before
fastening Barb’s hands to the tree. Joker used many
yards of soft cotton rope to tie up Barb’s tits.

First a couple of circles each around the torso, above
and then below the bust, to define the area. Then
Joker captured each of Barb’s large breasts at the
base with a loop, and successively wound loops tightly
around each tit until they stood out six inches from
the body and bulged deliciously. Barb’s dark brown
breasts seemed to glow with extra rich b***d, and her
chocolate, slightly leathery nipples puffed out and
pointed straight ahead.

Joker stepped back and admired her handiwork. She
reached over and twisted one nipple, experimentally.
“How’s that feel?”

Barb made a low sound, half groan, half croon. “Oh…
it feels wonderful!”

Joker rummaged in her pockets. “Um Hum. Well, it’ll
feel even more wonderful as soon as I add…these!”
She snapped a heavy-duty alligator clip on each
distended nipple. Toby and Eloise glanced at each
other and burst out in silent laughter.

Barb screamed. “Aiee! That HURTS!”

“No chit” said Joker, deadpan. She attached a long
piece of twine to each clip and began very subtly
pulling and twisting on Barb’s captured tit-tips.

Barb muttered “I don’t believe it! I’m gonna… I’m
gonna… I’M GONNA CUM!” And she did, writhing and
twisting within her bonds and seeming to want to pull
her breasts away from Joker’s ministrations — as if
to increase the pull and the pain. Barb bounced her
bottom on the cloth as she orgasmed. A small amount of
thick, slippery fluid squeezed out of her spread

Eloise captured the whole event on video.

“Well, that’s that” Joker cracked. “Guess we can pack
up and go home.”

“What? What about ME?” Toby groaned theatrically. “I
feel like I’m pregnant with Aquaman over here.”

“Cut the funny stuff, Joker” Barb panted. “That was
the curtain-raiser orgasm. Strap me up for the main

“Greedy ol’ thing, isn’t she?” Joker said, helping
Barb to lie down and then tying her bound hands to the
oak tree. Joker expertly arranged Barb so that there
was just enough tension to stretch her long body out
tautly (and make her tightly bound breasts seem to
float above her torso), but not enough to cause
serious discomfort.

Joker produced a ball gag and showed it to Barb. Barb
nodded, so Joker placed the gag in the dark woman’s
mouth and secured it behind her head.

“Now, that’s a righteous job of restraint, even if I
do say so myself” Joker said cheerfully. “Woman tied
up like this — in this here ‘church’ — should
definitely feel the spirit if there’s any here to be

Toby, with an assist from Eloise, clambered to her
feet. She clutched her lower abdomen theatrically.
“Oooh, I’m gonna have to remember this feeling — it’s
painful and hornifying at the same time.”

“Our favorite combination” Joker cracked. She moved
over and pulled the lips of Barb’s cunt open with one
hand, then dipped two fingers of the other hand into
the pink richness. Barb groaned at length through her

Eloise, in a marvel of coordination, reached under her
full skirt and slipped a previously-lubricated tapered
butt plug up into her rectum, without losing one
second of the camcorder coverage. She emitted a tiny,
happy sigh.

“How’s that? Can’t quite understand you, Sister Barb.
You speakin’ in tongues already?” Joker put all four
fingers into Barb’s cunt, getting another, longer
groan. Joker pulled out her hand and displayed it,
dripping with shiny, thick pussy juice. The other
women looked at it admiringly.

“About ready, I should imagine” Toby said. She hiked
up her long skirt and tucked the hem in her belt,
revealing her long, smooth, tapering legs, brown-
furred pubis, and slightly distended belly.



Barb frantically nodded, her eyes wide above the gag.
Joker twisted and twirled the nipple clip ropes with
abandon, while vigorously rubbing the tied girl’s clit
with her other hand. Eloise steadied the camcorder
with one hand, sighting through the finder, while the
other hand fucked the wide, stubby dildo in and out of
her stretched asshole.

“OK” Toby grinned. “Turning on the waterworks, baby!”
She squatted down over Barb’s torso, one long slim leg
on either side of her friend’s ribs. Toby pulled her
labia open with both hands, revealing the rich, dark,
slightly swollen folds within. Barb looked into her
domina’s pussy from a distance of a few inches and
felt her major orgasm begin to build.

Toby pulled her vulva even farther open and stroked
around the miniscule opening of her urethra with the
tip of one little finger. “Keep your eye on the magic
piss hole” she breathed. “Here it comes.” Toby
grunted, and said to Joker, out of the side of her
mouth, “Yikes! I’ve been holding it so long, it
doesn’t want to come out!”

At last, a drop formed at the opening between Toby’s
legs, and the drop was joined by others, and the drops
developed into a stream of hot, straw-colored fluid.
Toby squatted on her long, strong haunches and pissed
on her friend, moving up and down Barb’s body so that
the splash of urine fell on all areas from forehead to
crotch. Toby pissed and pissed and pissed; a whole
day’s accumulation came squirting and pouring out of
her tiny urethra in strong, high-pressure streams. She
held her labia wide open with one hand and fine-tuned
the spray with the other, occasionally sneaking up for
a quick tease of her rock-hard clitoris.

Barb went wild. She thrashed against her bonds, she
screamed into her gag. When the first stream of hot
urine hit Barb’s pussy and soaked her genitals and
Joker’s massaging hand, Barb vibrated from head to
toe. Joker laughed with glee. “I can feel ‘err coming
all the way from her belly button! Her pussy is
snapping like a bear trap!” Joker removed her diddling
hand for a moment and licked some of Toby’s water from
her fingers. Barb yelped into her gag and glared at
Joker fiercely. Joker resumed palpating Barb’s clit.

Eloise hopped around the scene like a demented news-
elf, expertly recording every filthy detail. She had
shoved her gargantuan butt plug all the way home,
freeing her non-camera hand for groping in her own

And still Toby pissed. She threw back her head and
laughed out loud at the sheer pleasure and
outrageousness of it all. She stood up, keeping her
legs astride Barb’s body, and sprayed urine all over
everywhere, like a lunatic centauress. Toby urinated
all over her own legs and lower body, soaked the few
remaining inches of Barb that had remained dry (which
caused Barb to start coming TWICE as hard, which
caused Joker to be flipped right off Barb’s stomach
onto the grass, which was easily accomplished because
Joker was so covered with piss that she was slippery).
Joker sat up and noticed that she was clutching
several strands of black, curly, piss-soaked pubic
hair. She cracked up laughing.

Eloise got every bit of this on tape and was almost
relieved to see that the yellow stream from between
Toby’s legs was beginning to die down. Eloise put the
camcorder carefully on the ground, sat down on her
butt plug, and quietly masturbated to one of her own
compact but profound orgasms.

Toby finally ran out of piss. She squeezed the last
few fugitive drops out onto the heaving tits of the
post-orgasmic Barb, then sank down in a heap astride
the black woman’s upper chest.

Barb made funny noises through the gag. Toby said
“Off? You want to get off? I though you did, several –
– oh, you want me to get off?”

“Why would anybody be uncomfortable with a six-foot
amazon sitting on their chest?” Joker wondered. She
ran her fingers through her hair. “Jeez, I’ve got piss

Toby inched up until her naked, gaping, piss-soaked
crotch was right under Barb’s chin. Barb rolled her
eyes and mumbled through the gag.

“Nice of you to want me to get off,” Toby smiled. “I
thought you’d never ask.” And she proceeded to very
slowly and deliberately masturbate right into Barb’s
face, piss, sweat, pussy juices, and all. Which was
the least she deserved, and the fitting conclusion to
the services.