SexThighs Like Us

Andy Valentine backed into the Parallax Technologies
office, pulling the liftcart filled with soft drinks. He
could have pushed the cart and it certainly would have
been easier, but then he wouldn’t be showing the
secretary behind the desk his best assets. He knew she
was staring at his fit ass, clearly defined and on
display in his tight blue jeans.

He looked like an All-American blue-collar hunk. From his
short, sensible brown hair to his muscular legs and tight
ass, Andy looked harmless, handsome and somehow humble.
The secretary would have never guessed that he was the
top industrial agent for Paragon Industries.

“Hello,” Andy said as he turned around. The woman blushed
as her eyes were obviously on his ass.

“Can you point me to the research section; I’m new here,”
Andy asked. His face was a beautiful combination of
dimples and innocent eyes.

“Sure, just down the hall, hang two lefts, and you’ll see
a guard who can give you better directions,” the woman
said immediately.

“Thanks, I really appreciate it,” Andy said.

Andy pushed the cart down the hall and the woman watched
his ass the entire length of the hall. She sighed as he
turned the corner, and wondered if he would be replacing
the old deliveryman. The secretary never once thought
about the fact that the research section didn’t have a
drink machine.

*

Benjamin Taylor ripped the screen from the security
panel. His powerful arms tensed for only a second before
the flimsy chain broke before his strength. He shook his
head. What kind of wimp was that supposed to stop?

He let the screen drop to the ground, some twenty stories
below. Benjamin had been clinging to side of the Parallax
Technologies building for an hour and he was starting to
get sore. Oh, his arms and chest was fine; he spent too
many hours in the gym for those muscles to be giving up
already, but his legs were starting to feel the burn.

The man climbed into the building and collapsed. His
employers, Diligent Enterprises, had sent him to break
into the place and look for the top-secret project
Parallax was working on. For some reason, they felt the
project would be completed by 2pm today, so Benjamin was
forced to try a daring daylight break-in. It wouldn’t be
easy, but that’s why they paid industrial spies like
Benjamin the big paychecks. He already had his heart set
on buying a saxophone that belonged to Charlene Parker.

Benjamin stood up and pulled out his trusted Griffonwing
pistol. He knew he looked intimidating and he hoped it
would play to his advantage. His clothes consisted of
black leather from head-to-toe and combined with his
short blonde hair and handsome features; he could have
been a videogame hero. He hoped any opposition he met
would just do him the favor of rolling over and letting
him get his objective. He could already imagine himself
playing the saxophone.

*
Andy pushed his cart around the corner and saw the guard
the secretary had warned him about. He was debating
whether to try to lie to the guy first or just knock the
man out with a devastating kick. Andy wasn’t sure if he
wanted to even take the guy out because he didn’t know
how hard it would be to leave with what he was looking
for. Heck, he didn’t even know for sure what he was
looking for, his bosses at Paragon just knew Parallax had
built something vital that was going to come online at
2pm.

Finding a mystery object inside a guarded research lab
wasn’t going to be easy, but that’s why they paid
talented agents like Andy the large paychecks. He had
planned to buy a painting by the famous pinup artist,
Alberta Vargas, and he knew right where he wanted to hang
it.

As he approached the guards, he noticed something
strange. There were two guards, a man and a woman, and
they were having a heated argument. Both of them were
accusing the other of being at the wrong post and both of
them were threatening to call security on the other.

Andy smiled at his good luck. He just pushed his cart up
to the two and listened to them argue. Right as both of
them were screaming matching obscenities, Andy went into
action. He threw the top case of soda at the woman guard
and as she collapsed under the weight, he unleashed a
nasty kick at the face of the male guard. When the woman
was rising, he dropped her with one well-placed punch.

“Cool, now I don’t have to take them out,” Andy heard
behind him.

He spun around and saw a beautiful woman park her cart of
soft drinks. He laughed at how she was using the same
ruse but he wasn’t fooled. The sexy woman was dressed
like a delivery woman, with a checkered shirt and tight
blue jeans around her luscious legs but she moved like a
tigress. Her long brown hair and friendly smile didn’t
fool him for a minute; she had to be another agent.

“Whom do you work for?” Andy asked as he wondered if
maybe he got lucky and Diligent Enterprises finally
sacked that annoying Benjamin Taylor.

“Paragon Industries, and you?” the lovely brunette asked.

Andy looked perplexed. “Paragon?” he asked. “Those
bastards sent two agents? Damn, they did put this mission
together in a hurry. You’re lucky I didn’t attack you.”

The woman laughed. “I’m lucky?” she asked.

*

Benjamin Taylor walked down the hall, amazed at the
confusion. Despite his black leather and drawn weapon, no
one was paying him any attention. Every room he passed by
was filled with arguing people, and every guard post he
passed by looked like a firefight had just broken out. He
was almost becoming disappointed that no sexy lab
scientists were around to admire his cool appearance.

He turned the corner and stopped dead in his tracks at
the vision before him. It was a blonde woman, wearing
black leather pants and a black leather jacket that was
open to expose a black sports bra that could barely hold
in her large plush breasts. The woman had long blonde
hair that hung around her face like a halo. What
impressed him the most was her weapon was a Griffonwing
too.

“Whom do you work for?” Benjamin asked, praying that
Paragon Industries fired that twit, Andy Valentine, and
that he had this woman to run into every week instead.

“Diligent Enterprises,” the woman said.

“Really?” Benjamin said, relaxing his gun. “Those
assholes! So do I!”

The woman smiled and offered her hand. “I guess they
decided that two were better than one. My name is
Bethany.”

Her handshake was strong and her smile was genuine.
Benjamin realized he needed to start going to the company
Christmas party. If women like this worked in his
company, he needed to know!

*

“Do you know what we are looking for?” Andy asked the
sexy woman as she kicked another guard into
unconsciousness. The girl had a strangely familiar
technique.

“No idea,” Amy answered. “I was told that it would come
online at 2pm, and I needed to get it before then.”

“Jerks never tell us anything important,” Andy laughed.
He kicked the other guard. Oddly, this guard was a man
while the other was a woman. Parallax must believe in
equal opportunity to an extreme. Every guard they meet
traveled in co-ed pairs.

“I know,” Amy agreed. “I remember this one time, in New
York, when they sent me to get a Ruby spider. I was just
about to pick it up when I noticed-”

“That it was alive?” Andy said with a feeling of rising
panic.

“Yeah,” Amy said slowly as she got the same strange
feeling.

“I did that mission,” Andy said. “And I was alone. You
never told me your last name.”

“Valentine,” Amy said.

“Oh shit,” Andy said. “I think I just figured out what
Parallax is developing.”

“Well, alternate dimensions that are filled with similar
yet different people would certainly explain why you’re
the first guy I’ve meet who has legs as good as mine,”
Amy responded.

“Hey, legs as good as ours can only be found once per
dimension,” Andy snapped back.

*

“You have a man for a president?” Benjamin asked his
counterpart Bethany. “Buddha in her Glory! With a man as
president, how many wars have you had? Wouldn’t he just
bomb things for the Hell of it to compensate for his sex
life?”

“That’s what interns are for,” Bethany said. She was
almost done unlocking the door to the lab inside.
Resistance had been light so far, as the doppelgangers
were confusing the fuck out of people. The two blondes
couldn’t figure out why everyone else was arguing with
their doubles. Maybe industrial agents were one of the
few people who actually liked themselves.

“Tell me, are you sometimes dating a handsome member of
the Duchandu family?” Bethany asked.

Benjamin laughed. “I wouldn’t call Rei handsome, she’s
too sexy and all female.”

The door unlocked and Benjamin and Bethany looked inside.
The laboratory was empty of scientists, but two objects
dominated the room. Twin cylinders sat on two tables, and
from the cylinders strange colors were emanating in
pulsing waves. The waves of light distorted the view
inside, and strange locations could be glimpsed through
where the light waves met.

“Who said science was boring?” Bethany and Benjamin said
at the same time.

“Not us!” they heard behind them. Benjamin turned around
just in time to get a kick to his hard chest. Even as he
hit the ground, he knew it must have been that asshole,
Andy Valentine!

Benjamin dodged to the left, narrowly missing getting
stomped on. He scrambled to his feet and paused as he
looked at a woman instead of his hated enemy. That
hesitation cost him dearly as the sexy woman punched him
twice in the face and then swept his legs out from under
him.

He was unconscious before he hit the ground.

*

“Mine is down,” Andy heard his companion say. “That was a
great idea.” Andy looked down at his sleeping opponent
and just shook his head. The blonde had Benjamin’s
arrogant appearance, but damn, those tits were huge!

“Hey! Mind on the mission, remember?” Amy reminded him.

Andy cleared his head. “Sorry, I was just wondering how
she walks around without falling over,” he lied.

His counterpart laughed. “I wonder the same thing.”

Together, the two agents approached the cylinders. The
waves of energy that gave them glimpses into other worlds
were frightening, but the agents persevered. Andy picked
up one of the cylinders, and since nothing bad happened
to him, Amy picked up the other.

The two agents made a hasty retreat out of the
laboratory. They almost cleared the research area when
they noticed a large number of guards assembled ahead of
them. The guards were examining two fallen guards, and
Andy and Amy decided that now would be a bad time to be
seen carrying strange science objects.

“There’s just too many of them,” Amy said after they had
ducked into an empty lab.

Andy checked to make sure there weren’t any reality
altering experiments going on the lab before answering.
From what he could tell, this lab was dedicated to
duplicating roses from other dimensions. Andy realized
this might be cheaper than growing the damn things
yourself.

“There are too many guards,” Andy agreed. “We could face
them if it wasn’t for how tight the corridor was. If
there was half of them, one of us could beat them
easily.”

The beautiful brunette nodded. “Then I guess we turn
these things off, and things will go back to normal. I’ll
end up with half the guards, and you’ll end up with the
other half.”

Andy locked the lab door. “Well, there’s no deadline or
anything. I mean, we can do it in a few minutes if we
want.”

Amy smiled. “Are you thinking what I was thinking?

“I just hate to see good legs go to waste,” Andy said as
he pulled her closer to him.

*

“Your Valentine kicks as hard as mine,” Benjamin groaned
as he woke back up.

“I noticed,” Bethany groaned as she rose to her knees. “I
mean, I understand that they are proud of their legs
because they are so under developed in their chests, but
do they have to keep kicking me?”

“They’re just jealous,” Benjamin answered. “Fuck, they
took the cylinders.”

The busty blonde crawled over to Benjamin and sat with
him beside the table. “Then I guess we better chase after
them. I don’t plan on giving up my paycheck that easily.”

Benjamin nodded. “We better hurry. I have a feeling that
if they turn the cylinders off, the crossing over of
realities might come to an end. I rather use your help
while I have it.”

Bethany laughed. “It’s not my help you’ve been staring
at.”

Benjamin laughed with her. “Do you blame me? I mean,
aren’t you at least a little curious?” He ran his finger
down the side of her face and down her neck.

“Mmm,” Bethany moaned. “I don’t know. It would be like
fucking a brother I guess.”

“Nope,” Benjamin said. “More like masturbating. I know
what I like, and I have a feeling I know what you like.”

Bethany looked into matching blue eyes. “I bet you do,”
she said as she slipped her hand into his jacket. Her
fingers grazed his nipples through his T-shirt while his
own hand cupped a soft breast.

“You said they might turn the devices off at any minute?”
Bethany asked as her fingers pulled at his nipple.

“Any minute,” Benjamin gasped as he twisted her hard
nipple.

“Then we should hurry,” Bethany said as she kissed him.

*

Andy drank his counterpart’s kisses with a rising passion
that consumed him. Her lips were soft, demanding and
breaking for air at the exact moment that he did. He
loved the way her long brown hair felt in his fingers,
and he loved the way her fingers felt as she pulled on
his hair.

Finally, he had to break the kiss completely. “More,” he
whispered and he heard her ask the same thing.

They stood and in a frantic hurry, they stripped off
their pants. He knelt first, kissing her smooth thighs
and sinking his fingers into her tight ass. She leaned
back against a table as he kissed and worshipped her
calves and thighs. He wanted to touch and kiss every inch
of her smooth perfection and he just about did.

His mouth found her sex and his fingers parted her nether
lips. His tongue lapped at her sex, amazed at how much
she trembled with each lick. She ran her fingers through
his hair as his mouth searched for those special places
inside her pussy. He wanted to find the spot that would
make her moan, and he did. He wanted to find the spot
that would make her shiver, and he did. Most of all, he
wanted to find that spot that would make her cry out his
name. Of course, he did and when he found it, he
relentlessly sucked and nibbled.

“Andy!” Amy growled as she clenched the edge of the
table. Her climax made her knees shake and she felt
tingles all along her thighs where his mouth had touched
her. She just had to repay the favor.

“My turn,” Amy groaned as she dropped to her knees. Andy
nodded and stood. He leaned against the opposite table as
Amy’s mouth kissed along the hard lines of his muscular
legs. His mouth hung open in lust as her hot tongue
flattened against his quivering calves and twitching
thighs.

Amy’s mouth followed the path of his perfect legs until
she reached his hanging balls. Into her mouth she sucked
one ball and then the other. Effortlessly, she bounced
each ball in and out of her lips until she could feel his
ass clench beneath her gripping fingers.

Now he was ready. She lifted her head and took the tip of
his cock into her lips. Andy groaned as she lowered her
mouth over the length of his cock. Inch by inch she
dropped while her tongue furiously flicked over him. His
hands went to her hair, guiding her down his cock until
her lips were sealed over the base of his cock. Once
there, her cheeks caved in as she sucked him as hard as
she could until he said her name.

“Amy!” Andy groaned as he filled her mouth with cum. Just
the way he liked it, Amy swallowed all he had to offer.

“I hope this doesn’t mean we are done yet,” Amy said when
she released his cock from her lips.

“Not by a long shot,” Andy laughed. He reached down and
helped her to her feet. Lifting her by her waist, he sat
her on the table. Amy swept the table clear with her arm
and leaned back. He held her thighs in each hand, and Amy
was happy to see his erect cock hadn’t wavered for a
second.

Andy lifted her legs until her ankles were on his
shoulders. He slipped his cock between her thighs and
into her compact sex. Amy reached down and her fingers
scrapped against the sides of his buttocks when he sank
his cock in completely. Her long legs pressed against his
chest as he began to thrust.

He felt her legs clench with every thrust. Her sex
squeezed against his member as he pushed her legs
together. It felt like he was fucking her legs when her
calves tightened against his neck. She was already
soaking wet inside, but her closed legs was crushing his
cock with an unbeatable suction. His thrusts were slow
and steady but their groans were fast and rapid.

“Fuck me, fuck me!” Amy begged as her fingernails pulled
at the sides of his ass. She could feel the power of each
thrust and she loved the way his ass clenched under her
nails. He squeezed her legs with a grip of iron and she
could feel his heart pounding against her calf.

Again, she climaxed first. Amy’s thighs tightened as her
orgasm shook her legs. Her pussy gripped his hard cock
with spasms as he pushed her over the edge. Andy managed
to give her four more orgasms before his own cocked
exploded for the second time that night. He released his
grip on her legs and Amy spread wide as his cock filled
her sex with frantic bursts of cum.

*

Benjamin and Bethany knew they had limited time. The two
clawed at each other; Benjamin ripping Bethany’s jacket
off with his powerful hands and Bethany tearing
Benjamin’s jacket off soon after. Faced with each other’s
impressive chests, the two forgot about pants and
assaulted the delights the other had to offer.

He flipped Bethany’s sports bra up and as her breasts
flopped down, he caught a nipple between his lips. His
hand cupped her other breast and he moaned as his fingers
sunk into impossible soft flesh. Benjamin was torn
between two mountains. He didn’t know whether to suck,
lick and bite the breast in his mouth or to fondle, grope
and squeeze the breast in his hand. Lucky for Bethany,
Benjamin was bidexterous, so he did both.

As for Bethany, she discovered something about men with
fantastic upper body development; their backs were pretty
damn sexy too. She raked her fingernails across his broad
back and was amazed at the hard power she felt. Every
muscle on his back was clearly defined and Bethany could
only imagine how his muscles would surge and flow when he
began to fuck her.

Benjamin unzipped Bethany’s pants and he reluctantly let
go of Bethany’s tit to slip his fingers into her tight
jeans. The blonde wiggled and allowed him access to her
waiting sex. His fingers slipped into warm honey and he
felt her nipple quiver in his teeth as he sank his finger
in.

Bethany was not to be outdone. Still clenching his back
with one hand, she used the other hand to unbutton and
push down Benjamin’s jeans. His hard cock almost sprang
to her hand, which she squeezed with affection. He had a
few drops of precum already so she rubbed the small
lubrication over his shaft. As her other hand scraped
against his back, she stroked his other half more
tenderly.

The two struggled to remain standing. Benjamin sucked her
nipple harder till Bethany was fucking against his hand.
Bethany dug her fingernails deeper into his broad back as
her hand moved faster and faster over his cock. Together
they clung to each other with hands and mouths as first
Bethany climaxed with a lingering moan, and then Benjamin
followed her with a shudder that made his back tremble
under her fingernails while his cock coated her hand with
sticky cum.

“Shit,” Benjamin gasped as he held Bethany up.

Bethany brought her hand to her mouth and licked the
majority of his offering from her hand. “Think we have
time for another go?”

Benjamin smiled. “Ain’t nothing stopping us.”

He pushed her pants from her legs and then stood back up.
Grabbing both of her thighs in his hands, the muscleman
easily lifted her up. Bethany giggled at how light she
felt in his arms. He slowly lowered her onto his cock,
which despite its climax, showed no signs of tiring just
yet.

Up and down he lifted her, flying high into her sex.
Bethany wrapped one arm around his neck and lifted a
breast for his mouth. Benjamin smiled and then opened his
mouth. She leaned into him until his face was filled with
her soft breasts that smelled of perfume and leather.

“Yes,” Bethany groaned in his arms. His hands were
digging into her thighs as he relentlessly fucked her.
She could feel his strong shoulders flex and bulge with
every lift, and she loved the way his pectoral muscles
rubbed against her.

Bethany moved her breasts back and forth, offering one
breast and then the other for his ever-hungry mouth. His
teeth accepted each with equal ardor.

*

Andy looked down at his cock, mentally willing it to go
for a third time. So far, his cock wasn’t cooperating. He
decided to look at Amy instead. Her sweaty thighs and
bright smile worked much better. He was getting hard
again.

“Shall we try your ass now?” Andy asked.

“Gladly,” Amy laughed. Her laughter stopped and she
pointed to where they had set the cylinders. “Didn’t we
only have two?”

Andy looked and saw three cylinders sitting on the table.
Before he could answer, the far wall exploded. He grabbed
his pants and dived for cover behind a desk. Amy was
already there, scrambling to put her pants back on.

Andy looked over the desk and saw the strangest sight.
Hovering where the wall used to be, was sort of robot.
The mechanical beast seemed to consist of a torso, and
about a dozen arms. Each arm was equipped with some sort
of weapon, from lasers to chainsaws. Inscribed on the
side of the machine was the Diligent Enterprises logo.

“Hand over the Trans-Dimensional Collider, or suffer the
consequences organics!” the machine screamed.

“Suck rocket fire, BE-44DD!” another mechanical voice
announced.

Andy and Amy saw another robot enter the room. It was
much lower to the ground and had multiple legs. It didn’t
seem to have a torso, just a black orb sitting on top of
a spider like body. Each leg ended in a sharpened spike,
and various weapons were mounted on the main body. The
Paragon Industries logo could be seen clearly.

“AIM-511!” the first robot sneered. “This unit should
have known you would be here!”

“Rust and expire!” the second robot screamed as it leaped
with it’s multiple legs.

“Okay, this is just getting dangerous,” Andy said. “We
need to turn the devices off before other worlds start
bleeding over.”

“Agreed,” Amy said. Without further discussion, the two
humans dived over the desk and ran for the cylinders as
the mechanical engines of espionage battled each other. A
stray rocket nearly hit Andy while a weird spray of oil
nearly coated Amy. They each grabbed a device and Andy
pointed out the obvious deactivation button.

“Good luck on getting out of here!” Andy said.

“Wait, will we ever see each other again?” Amy asked.

“I doubt it,” Andy replied. “Not unless there’s some sort
of crisis across infinite worlds.”

“Mmm, infinite Andys,” Amy smiled.

Andy laughed as he hit the button. The sexy girl and the
homicidal robots disappeared instantly. The wreckage
remained, as did all the shell casings left over from the
battle.

“I wonder if Benjamin got as lucky as me,” Andy asked
himself.

*

“I’m cumming!” Bethany cried.

“So am I!” Benjamin yelled.

In an instant, the busty blonde disappeared from his
arms. His cock twitched and expelled a long stream of cum
into empty air. Benjamin nearly fell over as the weight
suddenly vanished. He stood there, moaning as his orgasm
swept through him.

He was saddened to see Bethany leave without even a good-
bye, but he knew one good thing came out of fucking his
alternate from a parallel dimension.

Benjamin Taylor finally got in touch with his feminine
side.

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