Most sexually active men have had this fantasy.
And I’m talking about straight men, because that’s what
I am. I’ve been in the same relationship with one woman
for over twenty years now. But every time I hear about
this it seems to turn me on. The subject is sucking
oneself off. Yes I know that sounds weird, and also im-
possible, but I found out that with a little practice,
it can be done.
I love my woman, and she’s as sexy as can be.
But like most men in their late 40’s I never can get
enough sex from her. I started to collect sexy text on
the internet to compensate for this. I would stay up
until the wee hours of the night reading and rubbing.
And it made some difference in the frustration level.
Well, by being exposed to all the different types of
sexual fantasies that you can get from the internet, I
guess I became desensitized to the variations of sex
available to the human being.
So anyway, I read this story about a guy giving
himself a blow job, ( the last one I had from my mate
was years ago ) and I tried out the suggestions right
away. Couldn’t do it. Tried very hard, because for some
reason the idea really appealed to me. Imagine being
able to get a blow job anytime the fancy strikes.
To make a long story short. I kept at it from
time to time, and one day I figured it out. I was home
alone, Cindy was out shopping, and I had just read
another story about this guy doing himself, and after
reading his experience, I when right into the bed room
stripped off my pants and got on the waterbed. That was
the difference. A water bed allows one to sink into it.
That was just enough to let me do it.
I can’t explain the feeling of doing oneself.
Cindy, even when she was giving me head, didn’t really
do it like I would really want, (well except once, a
very long time ago) but when I do myself, I can exper-
ience both the giving, and receiving parts. I make sure
that I rub my teeth against the head, and I make sure
that my lips pop around the flange of my cock head. I
can do all the tongue work I could ever want.
Women, just so you know, It’s the lip work that
really counts, and the tongue work on the under side of
the shaft that separates the good head givers from the
not so good. Any guy would tell you if he had the guts.
And I have also found out that the taste of
sperm is rather nice. Maybe it’s because it’s mine, and
one has few qualms about ones own bodily functions. I
don’t know for sure. But I can honestly say that I
would have made a great woman, as far giving head goes.
I really can suck my own sperm out like a vacuum
cleaner. You know like all those stories you keep read-
ing about, but women don’t really do.
Maybe in another life I’ll run across a really
hot woman, who loves to get really oral, but I am now
finally satisfied with the sex I get. Cindy asked me
the other day why I hadn’t been pestering her about
having sex. She wanted to know if I was cheating on
her, and I could say, absolutely not, with a some what
clear conscience.