Two Fridays ago we were getting ready to go on a vacation. I had not done my laundry in weeks and my side of the bed was literally like a foot deep in dirty laundry. I sorted all of my clothes starting with my work clothes. Then I pulled out my everyday stuff like gym shorts, tshirts, etc. All that was left was underwear and socks so I used my foot to scoot everything left into a pile. Then as I was bagging up my socks and underwear I picked up a pair of boxers and immediately knew they were not mine. They were too small. They were size medium, my son’s size (mine are XL). I ignored it figuring they just got accidentally mixed in somehow…then I found a second pair. Now this had my attention. Why would two pairs of my son’s underwear be in my bedroom on my side of the bed? I tried to reason it out, but can only think of one logical reason. I stashed this info away in my brain and went about doing laundry, including washing his underwear and giving them to him.
Fast-forward to this past Thursday. We have another short 2 day trip to take so again I am doing laundry. I had totally forgotten about my son’s underwear being in my room…then I found another pair. The thing is, I entirely cleaned all dirty clothes from beside and under my bed on the previous Friday, so I know they were not left over from the previous week. They got there sometime between us coming home late Tuesday evening and my cleaning up for laundry on Thursday afternoon. So sometime in that 40 hour window his underwear ended up on my floor. On several occasions during that timeframe I left the house to run errands including a 2.5 hour window on Wednesday morning when I ran in to my job to do a few minor things.
At this point my mind is racing. Is my son banging my wife when I leave the house?
So this weekend I paid close attention and picked up on some things that may normally have been ignored.
First, on Saturday evening we (the entire family) went to the hotel pool. When we got back to the room my wife decided to change in the room with him rather than go in the bathroom. She told him to turn around while she changed, but why not go in the bathroom instead of getting naked 8 feet from him? It struck me odd that suddenly she is comfortable being naked in the same room as him after always going in the bathroom or another room up until now.
Second, we took him back-to-school shopping at the mall today and twice she said/did something that was non-typical. At this point I should explain that he is in top physcial form. He is a multi-sport athlete that has competed at the state and national level in his sports. She picked out a shirt for him and held it up and asked if he liked it. He said he did. Then she said “I think it will look good on you. It will be nice and tight and show off your muscles.” OK…seems a bit unusual for a mom to say, but OK.
Then a bit later he was picking out underwear that are spandex material that really hugs the body with a cup area for the cock and balls and she commented “These say they are the right size, but will they hold your important parts or do you need a bigger cup area?” Again…huh?
So that is where I am. My wife is extremely sexually active with other men and has been nearly our entire marriage, so I suspect that our son is well aware of this. She is also aware of my pervy mom/son fantasies, but has always insisted she would never do anything like that.
So am I trying to make fantasy become reality or not? Someone help me. I don’t want to ask her and risk ruining it if they are, but if they really are then I am dying to know! And if not, why do his underwear keep “appearing” in my room on my side of the bed?