A guy visits his buddy and new wife only to get a surprise

I pulled into Benny’s driveway after planning a long
weekend visit for several months. Hotrods being what
they are, I wasn’t surprised to find him putting a new
clutch in his car. Jumping out of my 32 Ford three
window, he crawled out from under his Nomad. We shook
hands while shouting hellos and talking too fast. Benny
got married about a month ago.

His new wife Patty came out saying, “Hi there, Dick,
Benny told me a lot about you.”

I got a hug and a kiss on the cheek. He made a good
choice, Patty was cute.

Benny asked me, “Dick, would you mind driving Patty to
work?”

I said, “No problem, happy to, when ya need to go?”

She answered, “About fifteen minutes should work fine.
I like to get there early.”

I said, “Okay, but I need to use your bathroom.”

I went inside to pee and when I returned their
conversation abruptly stopped. I figured that’s cool,
they’re newlyweds. Probably screwing each other silly
all the time. I was worried about staying and being a
third wheel.

Patty said, “Gonna gab my bag, let’s go,” as she gave
Benny a long, wet kiss goodbye.

I opened my car’s door and she climbed in. Working in a
hospital, she had a nurse uniform. It was a white
dress. Kinda hot I thought. I got a nice peek at her
legs as she piled into my car. Patty is a pretty woman
with great hips, a thin waist, but not really big up
top. Not too small, just about right I guess. She
looked up and caught me staring at her legs, but she
just smiled. I closed the door, got in and started the
car. We headed to her work.

Patty said, “Dick, you like my legs?”

I blushed and said, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to stare, but
very nice, very nice.”

Patty lifted her skirt to mid-thigh asking, “Do you
think this dress is too long?”

She pulled the edge higher so I could see her lace
panties, nice sexy white ones, her garter and
stockings. Too my amazement, her fingers softly rubbed
between her legs.

I think I turned white and said, “It’s a perfect
outfit, just right.”

Totally distracted, I swerved back onto the road
saying, “Sorry.”

Patty giggled asking, “You still going with what’s her
name?”

“No, she wanted to date other guys, it’s ok, it was fun
while it lasted,” I replied.

Then out of the blue Patty asked, “Was she good in
bed?”

I choked a bit again, then answered, “Yeah, she was
pretty great.”

Changing the subject I asked, “How’s married life
treating you?”

“Oh great,” she shared, “he’s a great guy, we have sex
sometimes three time a day. I think he’s trying to wear
my pussy out.”

I said, “Well you sound like you’re enjoying yourself.”

Patty elaborated for me, “Oh yeah, I do love sex. Dick,
ummmmm, usually before Benny drops me off, I always
give him a blow job. Since he didn’t bring me today,
can I give you one? I’m horny and love sucking cock.
It’s ok with Benny, I asked him before you came out of
the house.”

I said, “Oh man, I would love that.”

“But you can’t fuck me,” she giggled.

Then she reached over and rubbed the front of my jeans.
She started unbuttoned my jeans while I turned into the
parking lot.

My cock was hard as steel. I told Patty, “I think I can
stay at my Aunt’s place tonight. You two don’t need me
around cramping your style.”

“Well thanks,” she answered, “But we really don’t mind
you being in the house. You’re our first guest. I have
some nice meals planned and it will be fun. You need
some fun don’t you?”

Patty pointed to a place saying, “Pull over there and
let me get at your nice hard dick, God I love your
name, Dick.”

After parking, she pulled my jeans and underwear down
whispering, “You should wear boxers instead of jockeys.
Women like guys that wear them.”

Her lips swiftly touched my cock and soon she was
bobbing her head up and down. Patty was using her
tongue, teasing the spot right under the head of my
cock. I could feel my balls draw up. Patty was cupping
them and I started to moan. My cock swelled with the
first spurt and I grunted as I filled her mouth. Not a
drop was lost. I couldn’t believe this was happening.
She milked my cock dry.

I complimented her, “You really know how to please a
guy.”

She sat up licking her lips while her eyes were smiling
at me.

She kissed me on the cheek and said, “Thanks, you
really taste good. Can you pick me up after work? I’ll
call when you guys can come and get me. Not sure what
time I get off, probably around four. I hope Benny gets
our car back together tonight.”

I dropped her off at the front door and left. I drove
back to Benny’s and pulled into the driveway.

Once again, grease-monkey crawled out from under the
car sharing, “Damn they gave me the wrong throw out
bearing. I need a new one. So, how’d it go? Patty suck
cock for you?”

I said, “Hell yeah, I though you’d be pissed.”

Benny retorted, “Hey we’re buddies right? Share and
share alike, just keep it to yourself. I woulda loved
to see your face when she asked you.”

I admitted I almost ran off the road. Holding his sides
he was laughing hard.

Benny grumbled, “Oh hell yeah, that’s funny, yeah real
funny. I haven’t made the first payment on this thing
yet. But man you car sounds strong.”

I told him, “It’s a 12 second car. On the way up, I was
on that long straight away, you know, before your turn
off? I opened her up and had the needle pointing almost
a hundred and thirty, still had more pedal too, but she
gets a little wobbly. Got four hundred twenty five
horses, but some people say it’s like fifty more.
Either way, hauls ass. You can take it for a spin when
Patty’s calls. We need to pick her up later. I’ll ride
shot gun.”

Benny went in to shower while I washed my car;
although, he quickly returned and we started on a cold
six-pack. With a few brews under my belt, I’d sleep
just fine, even on that couch. Heading inside, we sat
at the kitchen table and played cards, waiting for
Patty’s call.

I told Benny, “Patty loves my name.”

He laughed saying, “You got that right, she loves any
dick. Sure can’t get enough of mine. Maybe she’ll give
you another chance before you go to bed.”

I said, “I’d feel strange with you watching.”

“Nah, it’s ok. Just enjoy yourself. We’re buddies
right? So no sweat,” he told me.

Right then the phone rang and it was time to go get
Patty. I threw the keys to him and we went outside. He
opened my car up and started her. Backing out, he
dropped it into first, tapped the gas midway and the
tires smoked as we tore off. Quick stop at the parts
store and then we pulled in front of the hospital.
Patty was waiting for us. I got out and let Patty slide
in next to Benny. Quickly she leaned over and kissed
him.

Then she said, “Hey Dick, how’s it hanging?” I laughed.
Patty flashed her smile saying, “I’ve always want to
say that to you. How come Benny’s driving, is it
because I gave you a blow job?”

I said, “No, it’s because were buddies and we share our
stuff.”

Patty reached over and rested her hand on the front of
my jeans. Then she turned to Benny and starting giving
him a hand job inside his pants.

Benny squealed, “Two hot ladies. Patty babe, you’re
fast, but Dick’s 32 screams!” He mashed the gas and we
fishtailed onto the street.

I asked, “Hey, want to make a pizza run? That sure
would go good with that beer. You drive Benny, go ahead
and open her up a little, but you get stopped you pay
for the ticket. Hard as hell to sandwich a 427 side
oiler under this nose, kinda front end heavy. I think
that’s why she gets squirrelly over 130.”

I bought two pizzas and we headed home. On the way,
some guy wanted to drag. He tried to goad me and called
me a few names. As we cruised, the clown followed us. I
ignored him. He passed me, speed off and drove like a
fool. Dumbass blew right past a cop car. Cop popped him
near a package store. Red lights were flashing and we
couldn’t resist stopping for another six-pack, just to
rub it in.

Pulling out, all of us gave him the finger. But, you
know, heck I wasn’t gonna race with them in the car.
I’d a kicked his ass for sure. Three people crammed on
a bench seat. Glad they caught the dope. We laughed
until we pulled into the driveway. Heading inside I
looked at Patty’s hot ass as she walked ahead of us.
She looked great in that uniform, taut hips and butt,
with a nice little wiggle.

Benny nudged me saying, “Great view huh?”

“Oh yeah,” I said.

Patty turned asking, “What are you two up to?”

“Just enjoying you walking,” I said.

We popped open more beers, ate the pizza and I was
getting a nice little buzz on.

I hadn’t stopped to eat on the way, so I said, “The
beer is really getting to me, so I better say goodnight
early.”

Patty said, “Don’t I get a kiss?”

I kissed her, boy she has nice soft lips and great
perfume. I went into the living room, got undressed and
laid down on the couch. Not the most comfortable thing,
but if it got too hard, I’d try the floor. I dozed a
few minutes then woke to the sound of them fucking.

I heard Patty saying, “Oh Benny, uh-huh, that feels
good yeah, yes, fuck me Benny.”

I heard their bed squeaking, since I was only a room
away. Patty is a noisy moaner and I was hard from
listening. I tried to visualize what she looked like
naked. That really got me going, so I started to stroke
my cock, listening closely to them. I had my eyes
closed and was jerking off like a kid when I felt
Patty’s hand on my arm. Pulling me up, she was
motioning me into the bedroom with them. Caught me
jerking off; I turned 5 shades of red.

I admitted, “You two just excited the hell out of me.”

Patty said, “Good, I want you to join us, Benny does
too, follow me.”

Standing naked, I still had a decent buzz and boner on.
I followed her into their bedroom. Benny was on his
back and his cock was wet and straight up. Patty swung
her leg over Benny. Then she lowered herself and Benny
slid into her with a groan. Patty reached her hand over
and dipped her fingers into a jar of Vaseline. She
rubbed the lube between the cheeks of her ass and then
covered my swollen cock with the slick gel.

Patty said, “Get behind me and put that cock in my ass.
When Benny pulls out you push in. Just keep doing that.
That’s how I want it and do it now!”

Kneeling behind her what a beautiful sight I saw. She
had a great ass. Patty started rubbing my cock against
her anus and began to pull me inside.

Benny said, “Wow man, I can feel your cock sliding into
her ass,” and as his cock twitched, he told me, “Oh
yeah, I feel that cock going in deep now.”

Patty groaned, “This is incredible. My ass is on fire
and my pussy is leaking. I’m so slippery.”

I was all the way in and could feel Benny’s balls
touching mine. Benny pulled out, then pushed back in
over and over. Each time he was out, I pushed in. When
he was all the way in, I pulled out. Patty started to
shake and moan.

I grabbed her hips and she moaned, “Yeah that’s it,
hold onto me. Oh baby, do me, do me harder.”

I pulled out again. Benny and I had a good rhythm
going. Patty’s ass was so hot. Going crazy, her head
was bobbing from side to side. She said things we
couldn’t understand. When Benny couldn’t hold it any
longer, I felt his cock swell and jerk inside her
pussy. Patty started cumming too and clamped down
tightly on me. I couldn’t move. I felt my cum trying to
squirt, but her hold on me was like a vice. The head of
my cock just throbbed and tingled. Then she relaxed
enough and I slammed deep into her again, groaned and I
filled her ass. Benny grunted again and I felt his cock
jerk. That made mine jump and spasm.

I said, “That feels great.”

Benny said, “Man, I felt you cum in her ass.”

I said, “Yeah, it felt weird at first, but it’s sexy as
hell. I could feel you spurting in her too.”

Poor Patty was out of it. She was trying to rise up,
but her arms were rubbery. I reached forward and helped
pull her up. She had no control of her body. Both our
cocks were still deep inside her.

She said, “I feel like I’ve got the biggest turd in my
ass.”

Benny said, “That’s not a turd, it’s Dick’s dick.”

“I need help into the bathroom,” she laughed.

We got her into the bathroom and I helped her onto the
seat. My cum start to flow out of her asshole just as
she sat down, Benny’s was draining from her pussy.

Patty cut a real loud fart squealing, “Oh my, I’m so
sorry, I’m so embarrassed.”

Then she started to laugh and a lot of little farts
followed. The more she farted the more she laughed; we
quickly joined her chuckling.

Benny turned the water on and took a quick shower. I
went in and washed after him. Then Patty cleaned up.
While she was drying herself off, I got a good look at
her naked.

Patty asked, “Well what do you think?”

I said, “You’re beautiful.”

She answered, “Well thanks, but I meant about having
sex with us. Was it everything you expected? I thought
it was like a big fireworks display going off. I was
the big bang, the finale.”

Benny got us each a beer and said, “Here’s to the buddy
system.”

Patty surprised us saying, “I want to do it again, not
tonight, but I want Benny in my ass and you in my
pussy. You have to wear a rubber though. I’ve never cum
so hard before. You guy’s are something else, sitting
there with your drippy cocks, bright red and all. My
poor pussy and ass will never be the same again.”

Benny winked at me saying, “Well, we don’t have to if
you don’t want too.”

Patty said, “Are you two coming to bed or going to sit
up drinking beer all night?”

Benny got in bed with Patty as I starting walking back
to the living room.

Patty hollered, “Dick, where you going? Get in bed with
us, it’s more comfortable here.”

I liked the feeling of their bodies against mine. I
fell asleep next to her. Wow, what a living dream!