Time Machine – Sex in the Year 2000

Hi, I’m Bill Condrief and I’m the Chief Computer
Systems Administrator for FirstBanc of Texas. Well,
I used to think that computers were my life, but the
Y 2 K computer problem changed all that for good. It
was kind of interesting how it happened, so let me
tell you all about it.

Every one of the Computer System Administrators and
Technical Programmers working at FirstBanc Headquarters
was told to come in on the night of December 31 just
in case anything went wrong when the year changed over
to from 1999 to 2000. Bank management was determined
that no customer would have the slightest computer
problem on January 1, and plenty of time and money had
already been spent to make it so.

I guess people passing by the FirstBanc Building might
have wondered what the heck was happening in the
financial center of Dallas on that night. Starting at
about 10 PM, there were computer geeks dressed in tee
shirts, jeans, tennies and whatever walking into the
building along with a bunch of New Year’s party goers
who were heading on up to the Dallas Petroleum Club
which is also located in the FirstBanc building. I
must tell you that those guys in the bad sports jackets
and cowboy boots were sure hoping that us computer
geeks weren’t on the way up to their club. Would have
caused a real negative sensation, that’s for sure.

Anyhow, the techies all got together in the Bank
Operations Center on the fourth floor. We already had
two practice runs without a single hitch so no one
expected any real problems. We assumed that the victory
celebration would be the most eventful part of our
effort.

The bank still had some old legacy IBM equipment in
place. Well, the older stuff presented the highest
risk, of course, and it made sense that I would be
given the hands on responsibility for those systems.
This included a bunch of work stations, RJE terminals,
network servers and the operator consoles for the two
disk drive farms located in the dark rooms upstairs.

Everyone was assigned to a two person team. I was
pretty lucky in that respect being on the same team
as Amy Laurent who happens to be the very best
Technical Programmer in the Bank. I figured that
between the two of us, we could handle anything that
came along no matter what it was.

Each team had a printed task list describing systems
and equipment they were supposed to test after the
clock struck midnight. We all left about 10 minutes
before the hour so we could start our review process
as soon as the clock passed 12.

Amy and I were assigned equipment that was located on
different floors of the building, so we used the main
building elevator to get to our first check point in
the Funds Transfer Department. We were there and ready
to start when we heard the citizens of Dallas begin
their New Year’s celebration.

We happily found that everything was operating just
the way it was supposed to work. No, we didn’t find
a single problem, so it looked like all the work
everybody did in advance of the New Year paid off. I
kind of figured it would be like this, and started
feeling a little bit proud of our success as we
checked off our assignments one after another.

After we put a check mark in the last box on our
review sheet, we got in the elevator and pressed the
button for the fourth floor operations center. It was
kind of nice that we were able to get everything
accomplished in less than an hour, and we didn’t have
to stop to fix a single problem either. Pretty easy
night’s work.

Well, if you don’t count what happened next on the
elevator.

Somewhere between the eighth and ninth floor, the
elevator came to an abrupt stop and started making a
strange low pitched humming sound. Around the same
time, the elevator lights dimmed to about half power
and stayed that way even after the humming sound
subsided. Whatever the power problem was, it messed
up the elevator phone, too. The phone was dead when
I picked up the receiver to make a call for help. The
red “Press for Emergency Only” button didn’t seem to
work either when Amy pressed it.

Well, none of this really bothered me too much because
I knew that we would be missed fairly soon, and someone
would come and find us before too long.

I didn’t have anything else to do so I happened to
notice that Amy looked kind of interesting in her tee
shirt and jeans. Never saw her dressed like that
before, and it gave me a real good idea about what she
might look like underneath her clothes. For some
reason, this was the first time I noticed she was that
cute. Wonder how I missed that thought?

“Bill, I’m afraid. Elevators scare me to death and
being trapped in one is just more than I can take.”
Well, she moved closer to me while she was talking,
and I somehow just naturally put my arms around her
to calm her down. I said a few things about how we
would be found soon, how safe elevators were, and
anything else I could think of to take her mind off
us being trapped.

Guess I said the right things cause she snuggled closer
to me and seemed to relax a little bit. When she put
her arms around me, I didn’t know what to make of it,
but she sure felt nice so I just went along for the
ride.

She was smiling real nice when she looked up at me. I
noticed that her face looked pretty as a picture framed
in her long blonde hair, and I don’t remember ever
seeing her wear her hair down over her shoulders like
that before. Her big brown eyes sure made a nice
contrast to her silky white skin, and my, my, her boobs
felt mighty fine pressed up against my chest like that.

I didn’t know just looking at someone could end up in
a kiss, but it sure enough did. It was a real nice
little kiss, I must say. I guess she liked it as much
as I did because it led to another much longer and far
more interesting kiss. I kind of tried to slip my
tongue in her mouth and found that she was there just
waiting for me. That kiss just seemed to last forever.

Now I’m not real used to doing stuff like this. In
fact, I’ve never had a girl friend other than for a
two day spell in elementary school. Somehow my body
seemed to like what was going on, though. Well, that
bulge developing in the front of my pants must have
been real noticeable to her the way she was pressed
up against me and all, but she didn’t let on that she
was aware of it, although she did seem to be pressing
against me a little bit harder than before.

She pulled my shirt out of my pants and then I felt
her hands on my back. It seemed like some sort of low
voltage electrical charge was passing through her
fingers as she trailed them up and down my spine.

I was more than a little surprised when she took my
hand and put it on her breast. Well, I was interested
in learning a little more about her tits and so I
pulled her shirt up a bit so I could do some exploring
of my own.

Guess I wasn’t moving fast enough for her, though. She
put her arms straight up in the air, and seemed to be
waiting for me to take her shirt off. Well, I just went
ahead and did it, and, as I was admiring my handiwork,
she unhooked her bra and threw it on the floor right
next to where her shirt was laying. Shoot, I’d seen
some nice looking boobs in magazines and all, but
nothing compared to what Amy had on display there in
that elevator.

I thought I was going to rip through the front of my
pants the first time I touched her bare tits. Man, she
sure felt good. So very soft, but firm, too. Just don’t
exactly know how to explain it, but I sure did like the
sensation.

While I was concentrating on her boobs, she got my belt
undone, pulled down my zipper and was working on
helping me out of my pants. As you might guess, I was
a little nervous about this development, but my dick
seemed to like it so I figured it couldn’t hurt to play
along.

We were kissing and touching and holding and just
liking every minute of our love making. Next thing I
knew, we were on the floor and our clothes were coming
off real easy like. She had the most gorgeous body I
could ever imagine, and she must have liked mine the
way she was rubbing and holding everything like she
just opened a treasure chest.

Amy climbed on top of me and let her tits rub up and
down on my chest. I was willing to lay there for a
mighty long time letting her do that to me, I must
say. I did manage to grab on to her ass and kind of
check it out. Her butt felt just as nice as her tits.
I could get real used to holding on to stuff like that.

She slipped her hand underneath her body and soon found
my very erect cock waiting there to say hi. I sure was
impressed with myself for not cumming as soon as she
grabbed on to my dick. She used her hand to guide my
swollen member to where she wanted it, and then lowered
herself on my dick in a way that it slipped real easy
into her pussy. Amy sure did feel good, kind of like
a wet tunnel of love.

Amy started moving up and down in a leisurely pace and
I joined in kind of matching what she was doing. That
didn’t last for long, though. Pretty soon we were
thrusting and pressing and moving as fast as we could.
Kept feeling better and better, I must say.

I wanted to touch her everywhere and she seemed to want
to do the same thing to me. Her back was smooth as
silk, and I felt the energy in her thighs and arms. We
both started making some sounds that would be hard to
describe using just words, and we got louder and louder
as things progressed towards a climax. She must of
gotten off at the same time I did because she made some
new noises just like the ones I was making. I came with
an explosive blast that filled her with my cum, and
filled me with an excitement I’d never known before.

We held each other real tight for a long few minutes.
Well, I never experienced anything like that before
and wanted to savor every bit of it. After awhile, she
broke free and started kissing me on the chest and
biting on my nipples. Then her tongue moved down my
chest, over my stomach and down toward my dick. Well,
my penis was resting at the time figuring that it had
done a mighty fine job of fucking and so could take
the rest of the day off. It found out different as she
kissed past my stomach and seemed to be heading toward
my cock.

When she took my now semi-rigid member in her mouth,
it jumped to attention right away. She sucked on my
dick and got all the leftovers, that’s for sure. I was
standing tall and looking good in no time, and my dick
certainly did like the way she sucked and kissed it.

I pulled myself over her this time and we had a repeat
performance of what we did before. We lasted a little
longer, but the end result was just as pleasurable.
When we finished round two, we couldn’t do anything
except just lay there, holding each other in total
exhaustion.

The elevator suddenly started to move again, so we
scrambled into our clothes, and we were still buttoning
up when the door opened on the fourth floor. Good thing
no one was standing around there, or we would have been
caught for sure.

Seems as though no one found a single Y 2 K problem
that night, and of course, Amy and I didn’t mention
the elevator seeing as how it took care of itself.
Well, after everyone congratulated each other on our
big Y 2 K success, we went over to her place. The two
of us stayed in bed for most of the day, but didn’t do
too much sleeping, that’s for sure.

Here we are a year later in the Adolphous Hotel
Honeymoon Suite only a few hours after our wedding.
Things happened real fast for Amy and me, but I’m
certainly not complaining, not one bit.

“You know Amy, it sure was lucky that we had that
Y 2 K problem with the elevator. I don’t know how we
would have gotten together if that hadn’t happened.”

She started laughing at me and said, “Billy, you’re
the silliest boy I every met. I was interested in you
ever since I started at the bank but all you ever
could think about was computers and such. Well, I
decided I had to do something to get things started,
so when I was assigned to write programs for
Environmental Systems, I just added a little virus
of my own to the Elevator Control subroutine. Worked
pretty well, don’t you think?”

Dang, boy, you learn something new about computers
everyday.

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