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I lay dozing in the pilot’s couch, periodically performing a one-eyed visual scan of the control instruments. As usual all readings were in the green; which was good since the ship was flying on automatics. I’d lifted from the moon’s deep space launch site 35 days ago on a 10-year resupply mission to New Earth,
Greg lay on the hard tile floor, being ever so careful as he wrote his words of love. He had thought of them last night as he was being viciously ass-raped by Luke, the huge black man that was one of his masters. His ass was still sore from it; the thought of it made
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