A bored and lonely space pilot receives a surprise visit from a curious alien

I lay dozing in the pilot’s couch, periodically performing a one-eyed visual scan of the control instruments. As usual all readings were in the green; which was good since the ship was flying on automatics. I’d lifted from the moon’s deep space launch site 35 days ago on a 10-year resupply mission to New Earth,

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Oh shit! This guy makes porno movies! You heard of them, but had never seen one. Why didn’t you read it more carefully? You decide it is time for you to leave. So you head for the door. He blocks you and asks where you think you are going. “Home,” you tell him. “Unh-uh. Not