If Candy is Dandy and Liquor is Quicker

Timmy Haggerty was up before the sun even thought about showing up. As he slipped on his wet suit, he could hardly wait to see his uncle’s reaction. He hadn’t been working weekends for nothing. He’d saved every dime and bought his uncle an old, long board and wet suit. Timmy figured his uncle would

Iris takes a road trip with her parents and gets a ton of dick along the way

Iris was fucking pissed off. Not only did she think Uncle Louie was an asshole, but now she was stuck in a minivan for the next 3 days with her parents and boxes and boxes of his shit. Why couldn’t they just get married in San Diego? And why couldn’t he hire a fucking mover