Celeb parody : Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend

I couldn’t believe it. Dad and mom were getting a divorce! Dad – Vincent Cassell – met mom – Monica Bellucci – in 1996 on the set of the movie The Apartment. They dated for three years before “tying the knot” August 3, 1999. I was conceived that night and born May 7, 2000. My […]

Britney is taught a lesson by her Mom

“Goddamn it. These fucking critics, they’re hurting my career,” Britney Spears yelled as she walked into the living room, where her mother was sitting alone. “It doesn’t matter what I do, they’re always burning my ass in those fucking magazines. Why can’t they just leave me alone.” “Why do you care what they say, Brit. […]