A man tries to sooth a hassled workmate’s ruffled nerves, only to become fuck-buddies
It started with a message on my voicemail. “Hi babe. Those damn fuckers. I just got out of the meeting and I’ve had it. I’m going home. See you tomorrow.” I had some trouble hearing the message because she’d called from her car and the cell phone wasn’t living up to its advertised crystal clarity. […]